Word Play Masters

I LOVE this kind of stuff.  Yesterday, my buddy Nick came up with a funny (yet sadly accurate) nickname for my now-30-year-old anemic easily-bruising body : “old fruit”.  I really do bruise like an old piece of fruit, but it’s alright, I’m still sexy and much younger than Nick hahaha.  OK, maybe not so funny, but you had to be there.  It was not half as funny as these words here on “Word Play Masters” (below) but it all just mentally tickles me.  Words are good times!

The Washington Post's Mensa invitational once again asked readers to take  
  any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing 
  one letter, and supply a new definition.   Here are the 2009 winners:                                                 

  1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject  
  financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.                     

  2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.                  

  3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you  
  realize it was your money to start with.                                   

  4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.                     

  5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright  
  ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign 
  of breaking down in the near future.                                       

  6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of      
  getting laid.                                                              

  7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.                    

  8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person  
  who doesn't get it.                                                        

  9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.    

  10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)     

  11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these       
  really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, 
  a serious bummer.                                                          

  12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day         
  consuming only things that are good for you.                               

  13. Glibido : All talk and no action.                                      

  14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they 
  come at you rapidly.                                                       

  15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've  
  accidentally walked through a spider web.                                  

  16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your  
  bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.                    

  17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the 
  fruit you're eating.

Newer words can be found here: http://www.washingtonpostsmensainvitational.com/new-2012-submissions/

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